We say things. A lot.
So we decided to make a page about all the weird, crazy, and outrageous things that come out of our mouths. Here you go.
"How's life?"
-Caitlin, trying to fill in an awkward silence
"Go do it, you wimp. Actually, I shouldn't be talking right now."
-Sonny talking to Gabriella
"Caitlin will hug you. Caitlin will...Caitlin put the phone down! He's not going to tell!"
-Gabriella, threatening JoonWoo
"War, you know how it is..."
-Gabriella talking to Caitlin
"This egg is having a seizure!"
-Taylor Galavotti
"I'm talking to my glasses. It's not that weird." -Caitlin
"I was flopping it up and down. You flop it up and down."
-Mr. Owen, arguing with Jake about how hard to shake the egg
"Sarah Clark: There should be a chicken-flavored Girl Scout cookie, because I like Girl Scout cookies and I like chicken.
Taylor Galavotti: That's a chicken nugget.
Sarah Clark: Oh."
-Sarah Clark's brilliant idea
"Oh look. More diabetes."
-Nick when Noah gave him more M&M'S during math team practice.
Ms. Rowland: A model of a building-
Helen: 179
Mrs. Rowland: Correct
-Answering questions in math team.
"That's almost as stupid as that guy that ate soap at The Entreprenuer Fair."
-Noah
"Its like your hand is having a seizure, but not really"
-Tharanie trying to explain vibrato to Gabriella
"It's slenderman! No, it's just a noose now."
-Tharanie trying to decide what to draw under the tree.
"Ugh, I need some chocolate,"
-Mrs. French in 4th period
"There's more to life than bar and line graphs."
-Mr. Owen after someone asks him how to do a bar graph for the millionth time.
"The showponies are migrating!!!"
-Nyasha
"Joey: Tell them Tharanie! Tell them I don't have a crush on you!
Tharanie: I'm sorry, Joey, but I mustn't tell lies..."
-Epic Harry Potter Reference during Lunch
"Tharanie: Wait... He said me?
Caitlin: Yeah!
Tharanie: I though Joey said Rori!
Rori: What?
Tharanie: What have I done?"
-One day during Woodshop
"I want to be a meatstick soccer player!"
-William
"I'm busy correcting grammatical mistakes,"
-Mary to Alex while going over the rubric to the Social Studies rubric.
"Oh. I'm thinking of all the things that could go wrong!" -Alex
"What's the difference between cheese-chocolate and chocolate-cheese?"
-Caitlin, talking to Gabriella
"What's a fruit pony?"
-Bobby
"I want her name! I'm the duckling queen!"
-Caitlin to Parker-Ann about Tharanie's name
"Mr. Owen: Donny?
Tharanie: No, Tharanie.
Mr. Owen: Ok Donny."
-One day in Science
"I'm coming after you. Just wait until we get to gym."
-Gabriella
"Sonny: Up, up, and away! *dives into locker*
Parker-Ann: ...What did you just do?
Sonny: I went to Narnia!
P-A: Ooh...I wanna see! *looks in locker* Sonny, go to Narnia again!
Sonny: *gets in locker* ...I think I'm stuck..."
-Parker-Ann finding out about Narnia
"...Wait, why were you watching them in the first place? Were you stalking them?" -Caitlin to Bobby about Joey and Claudia
"Gabe, stop riding Sonny like a horse. You can do that later."
-Mr. Owen during 4th period science
"Mary: Ryan and Jackson's wedding was cancelled.
Gabriella: Wait, what? But Sam and Gabe's wedding is still going to happen, right?
Mary: No, that got cancelled too.
Gabriella: GAH!"
-Joking around in science
"STARE INTO THE FACE OF BEAUTY!"
-Sonny
"Well, he died like a fangirl..."
-Tharanie describing Smaug
Mr. Owen: For now we're just going to take a sidestep back..
Mary: But that's impossible! You would have to step back, but then it wouldn't be a sidestep!
-Fourth Period Science Paradoxes
"To the bean!"
-Mary
"Where's Gabriella?"
-Hannah B., Tharanie, and Aneesha
"Once you go Lizzy, you can never go back."
-Liam
"You can't buy a Tharanie at a grocery store,"
-Hannah B.
"It's raining fish clouds!"
-Gabriella
"If I could, I would get away from myself too."
-Tharanie
"I didn't know there were Italian restaurants in Germany!"
-Kambry
"Why is lil' Tharanie dancing with yoyo Joon Poo?"
-Tharanie
"We all know she's a girl... I think..."
-Mary
"Olympians (and Honorary Olympians) are the only people who can't walk down a street without screaming, "We are the grapes, hear us roar!"
-Hannah B.
"Cindy Lou Who who went punk rock."
-Mary
" I forgot, I'm a flatulist."
-Mary
"Stay away from the toxin known as Nutella."
-Delusional Ben W.
"No! You just ate an Oreo filled with toothpaste!"
-Gabriella to Joey during lunch
"Bobby:...You guys are all idiots.
Caitlin: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
-After Blue Man Group
"Caitlin: I gave the rest of the change to Bobby. He bought Sugar Babies with them...He's on a sugar high.
Penelope:...I told him not to get them..."
*wild Bobby appears, running across the field*
-Rest Stop to Lexington
"Caitlin: C'mon Gabi! Tell me!
Gabriella: No.
Caitlin: Fine. I mean, you aren't going to go up to me and say 'I have a secret.' on the last day of school and then leave me for three months wondering and going crazy trying to figure it out...
Gabriella: Oh! Thanks by the way.
Caitlin: ... Crap."
-Plans
"Caitlin: You say Jash. I say Joke. *points to Angela*
Angela: Jash.
Caitlin: Joke.
Angela: Jash.
Caitlin: Joke."
Repeat!
-Josh/Jake Ship Names
"Caitlin [running around, flapping arms]: I'm a butterfly. Fear me!
Mr. Owen: ...Are you okay?"
-Science
"Dude, why are you touching my butt?!"
-JoonWoo
"Life is like a box of chocolates: It's way shorter for fat people."
-Davis
"Bae wants you!"
- Bobby to Kaylee
Tharanie: Today, I am not going to be like a Tharanie. I shall not drop anything, lose anything, or trip over any- *Trips over Hannah B's foot*
Hannah: Haha!!!!!
Liam: OFF THE LIGHTS.
Joon Woo: Everyone hide!!!
Joon Woo: SHHHHHH!
Liam: TURN THE LIGHTS BACK OFF!!!!
Everyone by the door: HE'S COMING SHHHHHH!
* The whole room starts shhhing*
Tharanie: That helps a lot....
* Miliseconds of silence... Door opens*
The entire orchestra: Happy Birthday Mr.Spragens!!!!!
-Orchestra's organization skills
"Kona Ice. Basically sugar, ice, and a lot of flavoring. Diabetes in a cup."
-Nick, last day of school
"HAPPY TREES!!!!!!!!!!!" - Hannah B.
"You smell like the forges of Hephaestus." - Gabriella
"Wow! She's HOT!"
-Josh discussing a girl on a book cover
"The sixth graders' need for food is messing with MY need for food!"
-Mary and Claire K complaining in the lunch line
Tharanie: This is my tree. It has no leaves on it...because it's winter...
Gabe: Then why is the sun wearing sunglasses?
Tharanie: Because...It's the sun.
"Also, becuase I said so."
- Mrs. Adams, pulling a 'mom'
"Good news is...Bodies decay."
-Mrs. Adams
Mary:"Claire, what is that?" *points out window*
"Uh, Ms. Vogel, I see a UFO..."
Claire K and Mary (and maybe aliens) in math class
"Ryan just put a whole bunch of holes in The Butt.
*laughter*"
-Tharanie and Mary with The Butt (ELA)
"Sofia: So many purple people.
Claudia: Eaters.
Sofia: Nooo! What?!?!?
Claudia: *Starts singing the purple people eater song*
Sofia: Do they eat people?
Claudia: Yes!!"
"Thank you, love you, marry me. Wait no, I'm engaged to Joey. Sorry." -Justin
"Why do guys look good in skinny jeans?! It's runing my life!" -Caitlin
"Do the thing! Wait...what's the thing?" - Gabriella
"Highlighters for the win!" -Angela
"You heard what I heard! You have a dirty mind!" -Mrs. Christ
"That's not fair. You're the sensei, you'll murder me."
-Andrew, on Gabriella fighting him
"I don't run around the locker room saying 'YOU HAVE NICE THIGHS'!" - Joonwoo
"If you stand for nothing, Park, then what do you fall for?" -Mrs. Christ, roasting the Park campaign with Hamilton
"I did not say lesbian cannon." - Caitlin
"Are the bubbles dangerous? WHY ARE THE BUBBLES DANGEROUS?" - Joey
"I just want his face on a wall. Like in Doctor Who." - Nyasha
"They beat us. Don't do that."
-Chuck, telling Gabriella not to say 'Tates Creek Pride' to Winburn
"Mr. Owen became a hooman Crithmas twee? Was it magical?"
-Caitlin talking to Gabriella
My friends are crazy. My friends are totally crazy."
-Caitlin describing her friends (Ainsley, Bobby, Ellis
"AWKWARD STARFISH!"
-Bobby, to Ellis
"Bobby! Your boyfriend's here!" -Ainsley to Bobby when Davis walks in
Zoe: You mean Jackson?
Caitlin: I mean the Jackson.
-A conversation at the end of gym
Taylor: HEY! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
Aneesha: He's supposed to break the egg.
Taylor: I KNOW THAT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
-Taylor and Aneesha arguing over Mr. Owen's egg shaking
Everyone knows that Vladimir Putin was a speedskater, ballerina, mapmaker, and politician. His gracefulness in ballet is demonstrated in his skillful political maneuvering.
-Gabriella
Did you hear about the kidnapping of the fake tree?
-Gabriella
"Mrs. Weiss: Next, we are going to work with squares. Everyone likes sqaures, right?
Gabriella: I HATE SQUARES!!!
Tharanie: *Gasp!*"
-4th grade GT math class
"Shhhh... you're getting weird looks."
-Tharanie talking to Nyasha on a rampage
"You stop tilting the chair, and I'll stop giving you a heart attack."
-Mr. Owen talking to Davis after straighting his chair for the millionth time
"Yay!!! I'm smart now!"
-Justin
"I do trust you more than a machine! Except when it's a calculator,"
-Tharanie
"You can't taste the floor, but the floor can taste you." -Kambry & Alex
GET YO FOOT OUTA DA WAY!!!
-Nick during math team practice
"The reign of the meatsticks!"
-Ben Guan and William
"Sam: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Sam (Mocking William): A meatstick fighter."
-Sam Chavez
JoonWoo: I wasn't talking to you.
Kambry: Well, I answered anyways.
Jake (to JoonWoo): Ooo...HOLD HIM BACK!"
-Olympians before Spanish
Caitlin: "What if all the jocks were secretly fanboys?"
Gabriella: "Gah! I don't even want to think about it..."
"WHERE ARE MY TRIANGLES?!?!?"
-Mrs. Rowland during first period
"Nyasha: I sound wierd.
Tharanie: No, you sound normal. I sound wierd.
Nyasha: You sound like a Tharanie.
Tharanie: Tharanies sound wierd."
-Listening to audio of yourself
"Tharanie: AHHHH MEH VIOLIN!
Nyasha: Wha-
Tharanie: I'm gonna miss the bus to get my violin. Go without me!!!!
Nyasha: NOOOOOOO!!!
Tharanie: I'm sorry!!!! *runs off*"
-Tharanie getting her violin during dismissal
"Half of me wants to write a play based off our fanfics and have everyone play themselves and see how it goes...It would be awesome." -Caitlin to Gabriella
"Gabriella: Hey, Mrs. Schmidt! How much student gossip do you hear?
Mrs. Schmidt: Oh, quite a lot."
-*fear intesifies*
"Jake's a hooker!"
-Josh during math class
"Crap! I left my pants at home!"
-Hannah Hodge during L.A.
"I developed a fear of geese after Tharanie and I got mobbed by them before school."
-Gabriella
"Its nay-nay the lone horse."
-Gabriella
"Faith: Where?
Tharanie: Behind you.
Faith: I don't see it.
Tharanie: Right there.
Faith: Huh?
Tharanie: ...
Faith: OHHH."
-ELA
"Tharanie: They're surrounding us...
Gabriella: ...
Tharanie: We're going to die."
- Tharanie and Gabriella during the goose mob.
#gapocalypse
"Hannah Hodge: Thank you! *takes Tharanie's stand*
Tharanie: NOOOOOO
Hannah: ITS MINE..
Tharanie: My precious!!!! Give it back!
Hannah: Never!!!"
- stand problems bring out the Gollum in all of us :)
"I want to see Narnia! Why can't I see Narnia?"
-Gabriella to Sonny
"Voldemort is sitting next to me."
-Sarah A.
"We are the grapes!"
-Hannah Botts
"They looked at me like I was insane."
-Gabriella
"I'm not here, I'm just a tree."
-Gabriella to Mrs. Rowland
"The Great American! I bet that's an Italian restaurant!"
-Kambry
"Am I a witch now? Are they going to burn me at the stake?"
-Tharanie
"Eggs, bacon, grits, CEREAL!"
-The front of the girl's bus from Chicago
"If you eat a whole bunch, it tastes like poo."
-Kambry and Mary
"You should be on MY side because I look like a hobo that's been in a car wreck."
-Mary
"Aneesha vs. L'Fonda: The Fight for Liam's Heart."
-Sarah A. and Hannah B.
"Those sheep are staring at me."
-Mary
"Lexie: Olympian swag!
Hannah B. and Gabriella: What swag?"
-(This happened after a large group of Olympian girls randomly started dancing horribly in a huddle in Chicago)
"We're just mad scientists in dress code."
-Taylor Galavotti
"Can you please take your Bobby back?"
- Caitlin to Davis
"Taylor: Question.
Mr. Spragens: Answer."
-Orchestra
"I have a fat man army!"
-Jake
"I didn't punch you! I got your nose!"
-Joey to Arik
"Liam: Lula! You're basically dating a girl!
Lula: Well, I did date you.
Olympians nearby: OOOOOOOH!
Justin: Liam got roasted! ROASTED!"
-Lula's comeback
"Angela: Michaela, what did you get on Reading MAP?
Caitlin: She got 2- *death glare from Michaela* 90...9.
Michaela *sarcasm*: Yeah, totally. I got a 299."
- MAP scores
Gabriella: Tharanie is what we call accident prone.
Tharanie: No I'm no- *trips*
-Talking about getting hurt
Tharanie: Should I try climbing it? I should climb it.
Angela: No... you shouldn't.
- Under the big tree
Nyasha: BOOK ABUSE!!! BOOK ABUSE!!!
Tharanie: I'm sorry!!!
*Gets wierd look from Southern kids*
- Bus stop Blues
"Everything has a melting and boiling point...Even people."
-Mr. Owen
"It's a half-pear on a swaggy stick!"
-Gabriella during Career Skills
"I should probably put my shirt back on."
-Nick
"Caitlin: Hey, have you seen (insert person)?
Parker-Ann: I think I saw him go that way in his tube top thingy...and it was way too small for him."
-On trying to find this person
"Quick, Justin, use your telekenisis!"
-Gabe to Justin during science
"Stay back you monster!!! I've got meh violin..." -Tharanie
"Caitlin: I wanna throw my shoe at someone.
Parker: That's not nice.
Alex: You're not nice.
Chuck: Ooooh, roasted."
-On the stairs from gym
"Tharanie: So who do currently you have a crush on? Davis or Bobby?
Caitlin: Uh...um...the Tenth Doctor?"
-French Class
"Joey: Dory can whip better than you.
Mary: But fish still can't read."
-ELA
"Tharanie has two butts, and she cannot lie!" - Mrs. Christ
"I need to draw a weed ball!" - Josh
"Caitlin: *sneezes*
Gabriella: *imitating Caitlin* 'I'm allergic to pop culture!'"
"Sorry! I don't wear bra straps on a daily basis!" - Bobby.
"Caitlin: Orchestra's better!
Angela: Don't say that when there's a band person next to you!
Brooke: And in front of you!
Josh: *walking back to his seat, whispering* And behind you..." -In Schmidt's classroom
"WITH THE GRAIN!" -Sam
"Yup, I can. I'm like Beyonce."
-Andrew, on whether or not he can sing
"Yeah, I meditate and tap into my psychic powers and float my way home." -Andrew
"Soon, cows will be looking at our eyes." - JoonWoo
"Nyasha: Olympians are like a family, because-
Caitlin *thinking about Olympian couples*: But then it's INCEST.
Nyasha*realizes* : ...OH NO."
"Oh my gosh, I thought ducks had four feet." - Caitlin
"Caitlin: How do you say friend in French?
Mrs. Gill: Well, is it a girl friend or a guy friend?
Caitlin: It's a duck."